We're trying to figure out what to do with all our old audio equipment. You know...component systems, oversized and outdated:
There's really no need to keep any of it. Do you think I'll suddenly want to play those LPs from the 70s...on a turntable!? Nah...doubt it.
I already threw out all our old cassettes so the dinosaur cassette deck is a real waste of space.
Consider the set of gargantuan speakers that flank the equally obsolete entertainment center. Just give me some tiny Bose instead. Once that big piece of furniture is emptied, it's going too. Maybe we'll keep the CD changer...but maybe not.
I happen to have some in a box for Goodwill, so I take one out to show him. He looks at it, kinda remembers seeing these before, and wonders aloud,
"Where's the ON button?"
Seriously! We were killing ourselves laughing. Wow.